Exxon Mobil (NYSE:XOM) is the adult in the room when the world still needs energy, chemicals, and returns — not vibes. While certain corners of the internet treat oil companies like cartoon villains in a morality play, XOM keeps doing the unglamorous work of powering planes, plastics, fertilizers, medicines, and the entire modern supply chain that lets activists livestream their outrage. Buying the stock is less about sticking it to the man and more about recognizing reality. The world runs o...